Dilemna

There is an issue at work that has all my friends divided. As usual, I can see both sides of the issue, and they both have a good point to be made.

Some of my friends at work think Cooter is an annoying jackass.

Other of my friends at work think Cooter is a lazy worthless fuck.

How are we ever going to work this out?

Brothers! Sisters! COME TOGETHER.

Can't we just agree, perhaps, that Cooter is an annoying worthless fuckass?

It seems easy enough, doesn't it?




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with apologies to the late Bill Hicks.