Looney

Found the following during a round of deconstruction over at the Joyride, and I couldn't bear to part with it.

Top 10 Favorite Bugs Bunny Lines:
10. Could it be that I carried this thing a bit too far?
9. I'll do it .... but I'll hate myself in the morning.
8. You know, someday these scientists will invent something that will out-smart a rabbit.
7. The way I run this thing you'd think I knew something about it.
6. I'll be scared later. Right now I'm too mad.
5. Well, Toodles. Do I get my home back or do I have to get tough?
4. Sometimes my conscience kinda bothers me .... but not this time.
3. I suppose you realize this is not going to go unchallenged.
2. Of course you know, this means war.
1. Oh yeah? Well, I can prove that a rabbit can be more obnoxious than anybody!

Y'all can fill in your own subtext.

And just for fun, here are some Daffy Duck:
5. I may be a coward, but I'm a greeeeeeeedy little coward.
4. Thanks for the sour persimmons, brother.
3. If you wasn't me I'd smack you right in the puss.
2. I'm not crazy. I just don't give a darn. Woo hoo. Woo hoo.
1. Don't shush me. I'LL MAKE ALL THE NOISE I WANNA.