Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Foolproof Plan for World Domination

1. Finish the book.

2. Continue to grow my small underground following of readers, mostly through Guinevere's help.

3. Find someone to publish me.

4. Buy several copies of the book myself so that I can distribute them amongst every person on Earth that I know, especially the people who have helped and inspired me along the way, especially the people who never thought I'd amount to anything.

5. Send copy of book to Oprah so that she can fall in love with it and put it in her book club.

6. Become fabulously successful. (see #5)

7. Quit working for a living and start book #2.

How could it possibly go wrong?

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