Ask Captain America

Ok, so there's a few things I need some guidance on. I already know Calliope's opinion, and I already know Guinevere's opinion, but I still feel unsettled. So I thought I'd ask my childhood hero and favorite ever superhero -- Captain America -- for his opinion on a couple of things.

Ok, Cap. First off, I found Jennifer's phone number a couple of weeks back, but I still haven't called it. I do kinda miss her. Do you think I should call Jen?



Dammit!

Ok then, here's the next one. Cooter and Amy are fighting a lot, and it's conceivable that they may break up sometime in the near future. At one time she'd expressed some interest in me, but I've been torn ever since as to whether or not I should pursue it should they split up. What do you think?



Figures.

Well, what if I just had a one night stand with her then?



Oh COME ON.

Thanks for nothing, Cap.