Given his propensity for saying bizarre things, Cooter may very well become a regular contributor for this feature. I'll set the quote up and then let it speak for itself.
Yesterday while the two of us were cooling our heels during inventory, after everyone else in the department had been allowed to leave, waiting for the computer to spit out the list of disputed part counts, we were discussing how it would be nice if they could hire someone to be a permanent slide-fitter, seeing as we're short since Dave left and Eric got himself fired. Because bolt-fit, which we both do, is a tough enough gig without having to file and straighten your own slides, too. We got on the subject of how it would be nice to have more attractive females around, but then I said (and this has been told to me by Mike and Barney both) that they won't hire a female to fill that spot, most likely, even though Amanda was the one who trained me to fit slides way back when, just the same way that they never have the two girls we do have gas block or bolt fit, let alone do Fred's job. The two girls we have, and this puts the following quote in more perspective, Amanda and Christy, are both whiter than Wonder Bread, by the way.
So I said something to the effect of: "They aren't going to hire another girl for the cell. They aren't going to have a girl do slides or bolt fit."
Cooter: "Now, you can't be racist."
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