Guns vs. Chicks

I need a small intermission between that last post and it's conclusion, which I'll write later. So in the meantime, I'm stealing this from my Uncle Phil. It features two of my favorite subjects in head-to-head competition, and I just thought it was amusing.

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Ten reasons men prefer guns over women:

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you eat.

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And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman ..
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# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN